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Saturday, 20 March 2010

Make a date Totty Watch

Daniel Finkelstein is hosting a champagne party at the Britain Club next week for the "brightest and best of Britain's new leaders". £10 in advance, £15 on the door.

Monday, 22 March 2010

Jubilee Room
House of Commons

7pm-8.30pm

Guests so far include all of the below:











Facebook Group HERE

It would nice to see a few of our readers there

30 Comments:

Anonymous,  20 March 2010 20:57  

Fourth one down would definitely get it.

BTS 20 March 2010 21:14  

Yeah, great.. a night stuck with a bunch of exes..

I can't be arsed with listening to their pleading all bllody night.

Not again..

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner,  20 March 2010 21:16  

I may have to get out my nets. Not sure they fit me anymore. The killer heels are torture for a gal my age. I'm built for comfort these days, not speed. Will a shell suit in turquoise do?

Serial Shagger,  20 March 2010 21:22  

Well looks like whatever I was previously doing that evening will be cancelled and I will see you all down there!

XD

Anonymous,  20 March 2010 21:30  

I'd rather lick the sweat of a dead Talibans balls...

Dominic Allkins 20 March 2010 21:33  

Already booked my place last week :-)

Anonymous,  20 March 2010 21:40  

But can they cook?

Obnoxio The Clown 20 March 2010 21:54  

I'm off to see if I can find any of them on "Is She Filthy" ... :o)

TheBigYin 20 March 2010 22:53  

I tried to book but was refused, sexist bastards! I blame Harman, don't know why in but in this instance I blame her for this, the fuggly cunt!

Number two please, she'll warm the cockles of an old mans nether regions, for sure.

Anonymous,  20 March 2010 22:56  

Sorry, OH, but I'm completely nonplussed about what the fuck you are talking about. These birds are largely pretty fit, but apart from the size of their tits, there really is nothing to commend them for high office. Administration requires *brains* which these craven, money-grabbing tarts clearly do not have. So WTF are you on about?

BTS 20 March 2010 22:59  

Stop posting anonymously Harpic..

who is the bigger whore oh or finklestiltskin?,  20 March 2010 23:03  

OH is trying to mimic the c*nt Guido, he wonders why the country is in the shit and comes up with this crass shit, sponcered by an anti British turd who feeds on the death of great britain.

in the briton club indded.

Hopefully a few BNP members will turn up and take the treachrous bastard to task over the filth he has written over the yeats.

You are a disgrace to politics OH, just another whoring wannabe.

Ampers 20 March 2010 23:07  

If I were 40 years younger there is only one of these I'd go for.

Come in #5, your time is up...

Ampers.

BTS 20 March 2010 23:14  

If I'd were £10 richer you lot wouldn't get a look in.

Well, maybe for an extra fee..

Old Holborn 20 March 2010 23:25  

Aw bless

I give every shaved baboon in a hi-viz vest a chance to meet the movers and the shakers and tell them what they really think and suddenly I'm the bad guy.

Don't be late to work on Monday guys. Your future leaders are depending on it.

JJ 20 March 2010 23:33  

Throbbing organs at the ready - eh?

Anonymous,  20 March 2010 23:39  

Talking about watching, here is some interesting info on the number of Spies, spooks and citizen thought monitors:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/7473025/UK-has-5700-secret-agents.html

Hello Spooks :-P

caesars wife,  21 March 2010 00:21  

must not forget about voting , must not forget about voting ,must not forget about voting , mmmm n03 looks talkative .will any trains be running let alone the fare.

Mean while Labour launch there secret campagn weapon "smarmite" Blair is to act as human shield for the ruin as he tours the country , Blair will take all the rotten veg thrown , he can afford the dry cleaning bill .

rent a mp is still happening £5k an hr for advice and a rubber stamp . sort of bad "ruin ill fix it"

Planes , Trains and automobiles a comedy about fiscal deficets and taxation starring big lies and slim chance .

no sooner has Dave found a troublesome line for the ruin, up pops lord myners and dear old vince , the rebuttle was amazing in that it was such an empty crticism .Branson is going for RBS ,so where has that £700bn off the balance sheet gone to ??

Enjoyed Michael Portillos jaunt around the country, should the mayor of Doncaster be reading , his opposition lead Labour councillor was still eating 1970s pies "itll never appen" que dribbling gravy and simoultainius large belch and fart !

So libs and Lab hoping to forment a tory split ? carefull theres enough determination to get hold of your cleave and send you both off the politcal map after this farce .

banned 21 March 2010 00:31  

Contestants for the new TV reality show "How Clean Is your wife"?

Anonymous,  21 March 2010 05:55  

who the fuck are they?

BTS 21 March 2010 06:01  

Who the fuck cares..?

wv: screili - just a warning from the ether but probably best take some sort of protection.

I'm taking a can of mace and a baseball bat, but then I'm a pretty boy..

Anonymous,  21 March 2010 08:37  

You sexist piece of shit
Love from your wife

Billy Blofeld 21 March 2010 09:04  

Bird number 2 lets the general high quality down. The background is more interesting than she is.

Bird 7 - the pairing. WTF? Plastic surgery girls. I'd rather shit glass that shag them.

.......otherwise a fabulous line up - who have brightened up my Sunday morning.

Rogerborg 21 March 2010 09:16  

"Future leaders"? Utter tosh. Not one of them is wearing so much as a niqab, let alone a burka.

thelunaticarms 21 March 2010 10:00  

Rather go to a whorehouse, then at least it'll be me doing the screwing.

Chatsworth Buccaneer,  21 March 2010 15:42  

OH - When are you going to inform everyone they`re actually all men?

Anonymous,  21 March 2010 16:20  

What in Christ's name has number 1 got in her hand?

Anonymous,  21 March 2010 16:21  

OH old chap what is the lady in the yellow shirt in the first picture holding in her hand?

zorro

Demon,  21 March 2010 16:44  

I'm afraid Lea Henshaw would be entitled to and would receive repeated pumpings until I was a dried out husk.....must go now

Anonymous,  10 April 2010 18:36  

the first one loooks like shes got a big fat cock in her hand

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